Grand Ol Debt
Another day in the life of the procrastination hero. Thats my self proclamed super hero name. “Saving the world at the last possible second!!” the other day sara calls me and shes like
“uh you know tuitions due tomorrow right?”
“WHAT!!!?!”
needless to say i had no idea such a thing was due. I’ve known for a while i would qualify for some sort of governmental aid, but when i found out it was a loan and not a grant i was a tad more than outraged. I mean seriously GOP, you’ll push to bail out billions for degenerate motor companies but when a starving college student needs a couple bucks for edcation all you can say is “i’ll let ya owe me”. man i hate our government. Thanks uncle sam. Thanks for nothings more like it.
Nedless to say i am now in considerable debt but some good may come of this. I read the fine print and i can use the money for transportation, room and board and tuition so that means I GET A NEWER, YET PREVIOUSLY USED CAR!!! finally i can send that hunk of usless metal to the junker and get myself something that doesn’t belong in the Museum of transportation.
New roomies provin to be a little weird already, first he tells me hes never heard of facebook. What the?! then he gets lost in his own town. What the?! then he tried to pay a deposit for our place with cash. ugh hopefully this isn’t signs of things to come. oh well. he does claim to have won 500 bones in a no limit texas holdem tourney so that could be a perk.
I’ve just produced another video, i’ll post it on youtube as soon as i can get a chance for those of you in the blogging community who really stalk me and want to know everything about me. well thats all to report. gonna go watch eagle eye now. Saras cell phone got shut off for some reason? so i have no one to talk to now……. one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever know…….

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